I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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