Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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