"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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