u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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