you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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