Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Houston, we have a squirter
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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