Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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