People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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