I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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