But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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