I need help removing her.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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