what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
