So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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