People in love make me want to vomit
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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