I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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