1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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