I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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