this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Never underestimate the power of titties
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