No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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