my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
