Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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