is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
is wine microwaveable?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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