Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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