I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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