So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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