So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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