Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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