No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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