You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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