I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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