Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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