i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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