Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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