omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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