Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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