Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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