Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't make out with my wife yet
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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