I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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