i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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