That's intense
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
