He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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