It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
be right there i have to get my cape
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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