It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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