Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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