i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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