Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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