Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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