You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
A+ Viking dick
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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