I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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