Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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