That's intense
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
