This show inspires me to have sex in space
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Less talking, more tequila
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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