I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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