pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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