He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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