You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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