I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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