I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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