we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
This is my gift to your gina
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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