Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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